Cookie clicker

 

 i already look like crap oh wait no i

look normal don't i like no this is what

you always look like every day well i

thought if im gonna look like this you

know i need a shower i might as well

play something that's gonna make me

addicted to cookies sounds like a true

story animation im addicted to cookies

that's right ladies and gentlemen we're

going to be playing cookie clicker a

classic game apparently i've never

played it this is the first time ive

ever played uh cookie clickeri don't

want to spoil anything but we're going

to click some cookies you might be

asking why this game it's about clicking

cookies it can't be that bad it's been

out for a date look how many reviews it

already has and what made me really

want

to click it is not only just hearing

about it all the time but reading thereviews let's look at some of the

reviews i cancelleda date with the real

life girl to play this bruh

i love selling grandmas okay well i

don't know what that means just like a

cookie my marriage is crumbling the wife

laughs what are we waiting for let's see

why this game's so popular that is

really nice music for a game about

cookies what the heck i can like those

chocolate chips look freaking good do i

do i

at

wake and bake i already got an

achievement i already know im gonna be

addicted to this i i clicker games so i

don't know if this is true but i think

this is the game that really made

clicker games popular i could be wrong

about that but i just know i saw this

everywhere oh wow we already have somany cookies geez ive already gained

like 10 000 pounds this is so nice the

heck grandma wait you can buya

a nice scramble it's a big boy cookies

is that the grandma why she got a skirt

on what the heck how many grandmas

can

you buy oh i could buy another cursor

wait

wait wait oh wait wait a minute oh i'm

gonna be so addicted to this already

wait what are the how come they're not

clicking the cookies when do they click

oh they are clicking i got it i got it

oh my god oh my god im i cant stop im

getting so many achievements okay okay

all right we're getting an additional

grandma bonnie's age 81. oh why are

they

why

why don't they give me information about

the grandmas how many click okay so anice scramble to make more cookies so

they give you one cookie per second so

two grandma's producing two cookies

per

second oh my god it's a mystery oh my

god i gotta get twelve thousand we're a

nice grandmas says grandma all right i'm

in im in okay i can i how many grandmas

can i get ten thousand grandmas get your

grandma to come help me okay i feel like

we should buy more cursors like a bunch

of them people are starting to talk

about your cookies yes bjj max good old

cookies im starting my own cooking

company right now will you guys buy my

cookies i swear half the ingredients

won't be

plastic i have an i'm starting to gather

an army of grandmas a farm i want a

cookie plant i guys i iimight i feel

that i'm probably making a mistake rightnow okay i think my marriage is already

already hanging on by thread so wait

wait what are you saying

what are you saying it was the cookies

man actually my wife loved this game

literally

i got mad at her but there's no reason

to be mad at her i just think it was

really funny that like i looked at her

background on her phone and it's

literally cookies and i'm like what is

wrong with you and i just make fun of

her for it i don't know why it's really

funny so i think she would actually be

addicted to this game as well don't tell

her about this game she can never know

what's this up here how do you look up

here okay the mouse and the cursor are

twice as efficient

okay well why am i okay and then the

mouse oh it iust does it again okay ilIthe soundtrack is enough to keep me in

the game geez louise grandma come

back

how many grandmas can you buy it

hardcore baking gam gam age 107 yes

i am uh

im just gonna havea factory full of

grandmas

against their will they will make

cookies

and i will sell them with plastic in

them but you won't know the difference

because they will also have steroids in

them because these cookies will make

you

buff oh oh oh i can afford the farm

grows cookie plants from cookie seeds

okay how many so how many

eight cookies per second

ah yes yes

grow my army

oh

is there like a secret underlying storyto this game that i don't know about i

ive seen videos of people speed running

this game but how do you speed is there

an end help guys i need your help tell

me the secrets of the game

two years later

i look like freaking squidward when he

starts eating krabby patties that's

gonna be me okay all right we can now

We

can now afford another farm

two farms what's better than one farm

two oh my god holy crap i was like

instantly able to buy another farm can i

get arrested for having so many cookies

how many cookies until you get arrested

press control to bulk buy or sell 10

of a building at a time why would you

want to sell or you could do tw oh my

god.