Assassin's creed

 

comes to the assassin's creed franchise

there's definitely not enough time left

to play

everything before valhalla arrives so

here's the history of assassin's creed

in eight minutes unknown bce

So it turns out there's a race of

ancient aliens called the isu

throughout the series they're also

called the precursor race or those who

came before

they created humans on earth and

immediately enslaved them

75010 bce

because humans don't like being

enslaved

eve nicks what's known as the apple of

eden

grabs adam and escapes apples of eden

are going to come up a lot

they're a type of what's known as pieces

of eden ancient tech artifacts created

by the isu

to control humanity and do generally

powerful things

75 000 bce a solar flare strikes earthwiping out the isu and most of the

humans but some humans survive and

manage to build a new world anyway

go humans 465 bce

the first known use of the hidden blade

is when the assassin darius stabs king

xerxes of persia

xerxes was one of the proto-templars the

order of the ancients

and darius is the father-in-law of

cassandra an ancestor of origins iron

but for

all their power they couldn't protect

you

not from me 431 bce

in assassin's creed odyssey mystious

cassandra kicks a lot of spartans across

ancient greece

and stabs people with a piece of isu

tech called the broken spare of leonidas

while sailing the greek seas with those

great biceps she nabs pythagoras's staff

which has an issue called alethia inside

it 49 bce

a bit later on bayek and ayah murdertheir way through ancient egypt as they

take revenge for the murder of their son

by a member of the order of the ancients

they form the assassins brotherhood as

they decide to take on the darkness in

the world and even get a logo

1176 altair ibnla ahad

rediscovers the tenets of the creed

after a botched mission to steal an

apple of eden

and makes his way through a to-do list

of templars that even includes his

own traitorous master he gets his own

apple of eden

and dedicates his life to finding out

more about it 1459-1524

this ezio auditore di farenze chap rocks

up

becomes an assassin to avenge the

death

of his family befriends leonardo da

vinci beats up the pope

finds out about an impending end of the

world kills templars

and then heads to constantinople to findthe keys to altair's library

where he speaks to desmond in the

future

to tell him

about the end of the world 1715

a few hundred years later pirate edward

kenway pretends to be an assassin after

he kills one

discovers a mysterious observatory

powered by crystal skulls and vials of

blood

and is opened by an issue human

descendant called the sage

he saves the day is pardoned for his

piracy and sails home to england

oh and yeah he has a son called hatham

more on him

in a bit 1756-1763

not long after an assassin called shay

cormac becomes a templar when he

picks

up an isu

artifact and accidentally sets off an

earthquake that kills loads of people

So he blames the assassins he kills

edward kenway's fellow assassin

adewalehaving a relationship and having a son

his son raton haketon or conor kenway

grows up hating his father and becomes

an assassin to take revenge

maybe you're sensing a theme they don't

kiss and make up and

conor kills him 1776 1776-1794

that french assassin that shea killed

earlier that's arno dorian's dad

arno becomes an assassin to avenge his

death and that of his adopted templar

dad

don't it's too complex and teams up with

other templar elise de lesser

to uncover corruption in paris of course

he ends up having a showdown with a

templar grand master wielding what's

known as the sword of eden

it explodes elise dies and anno is sad

1868 then in victorian london

jacob and evie frey battle against

grandmaster crawford starrick

by rescuing kids from workhouses and

robbing trainsthey get a rope launcher from alexander

graham bell discover edward kenway had

found a shroud of eden and not told

anyone and they end up fighting a

templar wearing it

spoiler they win dame evie fry

sir jacob fry

race you to the train you're on

2012. in an even worse year than 2020

in 2012 desmond miles is abducted and

forced to relive the memories of his

ancestor altair

he gets rescued by the assassins jumps

back into the animus to relieve the

memories of ezio and

thanks to some aliens discovers the

world is going to end

then he finds an apple of eden is forced

to kill his friend lucy because of juno

breaks his brain and ends up stuck in

the animus only to find out when he gets

that he has to go to new york and relive

the memories of conorto find out how to unlock a temple this

guy really can't catch a break because

when he finally does

he decides to sacrifice himself so the

world doesn't end

and lets juno the evil alien out onto

the internet

bye desmond 2013 an unnamed

researcher

pillages the memories of edward kenway

from within abstergo entertainment only

to find the head of it

is a sage looking for a host body for

juno he fails

2015 arnos and the memories of the frey

twins come from a service called the

helix the assassins recruit an initiate

to relive the memories to discover the

location of the shroud of eden

before the templars work it out

unfortunately the assassins are too late

a fight ensues and the templars get away

with the shroud

oh and danny wallace's sean hastings

stab someone with a shockblade.