Zelda breath of the wild story

hey it's me your friend pet you probably

have heard of last year's Zelda breath

of the wild but what if that open-world

game just hasn't called- in that

extra-special way well this is too long

didn't play where we play the game so

you don't have to in the beginning link

is awakened from his deep slumber by a

mysterious woman's voice he climbs out

of his vat of teenage mutant ninja

turtle mutagen mousse and immediately

finds the Sheik asleep

which is basically just a magical iPhone

links isolate can manipulate metal

create bombs freeze things in time take

scandalous photos and make humiliating

autocorrect errors when you're texting

your crush so League ventures into the

wild out of his cave and encountersa

mysterious bearded man seriously there's

like an entire shading engine devoted to

this mans beard dark secrets live in

that beard link guided by the mysterious

voice from earlier activates the sheikah

tower on the plateau causing towers andshrines to come up all acrOss Hyrule an

ancient power has been awakened the

mysterious bearded fellow from before

flies over on a a kite he tells link

he'll give him his fancy kite if he

downloads the i0S6.9 updates for his

chica isolate by clearing the challenges

in each of the shrines it's a really

smooth tutorial transition the best one

I've ever seen link agrees and once his

isolate is suitably updated with

mystical power and Triforce emojis he

goes to the now ruined temple of time

where the bearded fellow from before

reveals his true identity shocking no

one as the deceased former king of

Hyrule he didn't want to show his true

form earlier in overwhelm link since

memory loss is apparently a side effect

of his raspberry blue jello healing bath

and Link's brain is little soft right

now most have been joined to be woken

up

by a weird disembodied voice but makes

more sense than a talking boat the King

very genty tells link that everyone isdead well not everyone just all of

Link's loved ones and friends except for

Zelda whơs locked in an eternal battle

with his greatest enemy in an evil

castle 100 years ago it was prophesized

that calamity Ganon would be

erected in their search for the site of

calamity Ganon's resurrection hylians

found zodes gigantic weapons created

by

the ancient sheikah tribe four champions

were chosen to pilot Zoids from across

hyrule to assist princess zelda and her

appointed knight at flank in defeating

and resealing calamity Ganon

unfortunately calamity Ganon had a

library card and he knew about the

prophecy he possessed the Guardians

and

the Zoids and killed all of the

champions and mortally wounded link

Zelda left to face Ganon alone has been

trapped with him in the world's worst

slumber party for a hundred years and

awaits Link's help to defeat the evil

once and for allwe can explore this open world in any

order he desires so we're just gonna

tell it how we played as link travels

from place to place certain spots

trigger these memories and a cutscene

he

remembers that he joined Princess Zelda

on her pilgrimage the goddesses Springs

where she diligently prayed and

attempted to unlock her sacred power

unfortunately when Zelda visited the

last spring essentially her last shot to

unlock her sacred power she wasn't able

to tap into them to make matters worse

calamity Ganon ever the opportunist

attacked right at that moment it wasn't

until the kingdom was burning and all

the champions had been brutally killed

that Zelda unlocks her powers through

love no really but in the moment link

was about to be killed by a rogue

Guardian Zelda stepped in and exercised

Ganon's power from the automatons well

better late than before everyone

tragically dies back in the present Lane

travels to Zoras domain he meets Princeout and spewing water everywhere the

reservoir dam could break as a result

and destroy Zoras domain which is like

made of rocks like small rocks I don't

know and possibly all of Hyrule link

agrees to help despite the fact that

there are several elderly fish dudes who

are not happy with the hylians for

having let their champion meifa die

eventually links tears of the statue of

me feh and his memories come flooding

back

Lincoln meifa we're close childhood

friends she promised to protect link and

said that she hoped they could spend

some time together after everything was

over it turns out meifa made link a set

of Zora armor which basically means she

was about to wipe him up use

series of arrows and TN 98 water fall

short boyfriend and links to data Zoids

so link can go on board once a board

link activates the Zoids control

terminals guided by the spirit of meifa

he's attacked by the beast that killedit who ends up sending the sheepish

younger on y'know bow a descendant of

the deceased champion diruk to do the

deed instead after link uses a giant

slingshot to shoot you know bow at the

salamander a few times it retreats back

into the volcano link immediately jumps

in after him because I don't know it

looked cool and it did look Cool link

ventures through the spoopy dark

passages and activates all the terminals

to fight fire blight Ganon who

unsurprisingly throws fire at link link

freeze diruk spirit gets his magical

power of protection and they talk about

how great rocks are Durack aims

salamander Zoids laser beam to prepare

to shoot Ganon adding his tomb eva's

next link crosses the desert and sees a

rampaging camel shaped Zoid with sand

storms and lightning and scariness he

gets to Gerudo town which is populated

by an intimidating race of warrior women

with sick abs who don't allow men into

their city because they have cooties