Super Mario

 

Back when mario was still a teenager he

dated this girl named Pauline and they

were madly in love Mario wasn't rich at

the time because you know college cost

lot of money but he still went on dates

with his BAE and one time they went to

the zoo together and it all turned

extremely wrong you see Pauline wanted

to see the gorillas and ended up being

captured by the king of the gorilla

Donkey Kong eventually Mario rescued

her

but destroyed the entire zoo while doing

SO SO you know he was kicked out and

forced to pay back for all the damage he

caused to that zOO which led him to get

a second job as a hotel worker he wasn't

very good at the job though because he

kept jumping on customers and you

knowPM

that's usually a no-no you don't jump on

the customer he's always right so at

this point he was fired from that hotel

and his relationship started to kind of

go down with Pauline you see her

obsession with gorillas just never

really went away so she eventually

decided to get married with Donkey Kong

and this is where Mario was actually

alone and sad he spent all of his days

alone in his house and West daydreaming

lots of weird stuff like this one time

he actually dreamed about him fighting a

giant frog by throwing veggies in his

mouth yeah that was one weird dream

eventually his brother Luigi had enough

of Mario's self-pity and decided it was

time for him to actually get over

Pauline and move on with his lifeso they went to Dinosaur Land with

Luig's college friend named peach and

let me tell you that Mario forget about

Poland's existence in a minute after

seeing the beauty that was peach what

we

didn't know is that peach was actually

Luigi's crush

so Mario having interested her was kind

of a bad deal for Luigi

Imean Luigi was just trying to be nice

and he ended up being the third wheel

when Mario and Peach started going out

yeah

they actually started being a couple and

they did tons of things together in

go-karts they went swimming they went

skiing they played basketball and

eventually this cussed Mario a lot ofmoney but you know living the perfect

life Mario had no idea of peach dark

past

peach didn't really like to brag about

it but she was a princess in her own

Kingdom the Mushroom Kingdom

she was very wealthy and ever since her

parents passed away she was trying to

live a more modest life even though she

was living in her big castle with her

Butler's she never told Mario about it

until this one day where she invited him

Over to have some cake

Mario was super happy to finally get to

see where peach was living but when he

got there and realized it wasa giant

castle his mind was blown never before

had he seen such a big building sadly it

was aoina to be the start of somethingwas going to be the start of something

he truly wasn't prepared for you see

peaches dad always had beef with the

president of the Koopa Kingdom King

Koopa also known as Bowser and even

after the king passed away Bowser was

still angry and wanted to get everything

that peaches Kingdom had Mario learned

all of this backstory the hard way

because when he entered Peach's castle

he soon realized that peach had been

captured at least peaches Butler's the

toads helped out Mario in his quest to

save his girlfriend and as you all know

he eventually saved her and they had

their cake moment together since speech

was so freaking rich Mario didn't really

have to get a new job or anything at

this point he decided to experiment withthis point he decided to experiment with

his creative side and did some painting

and played some music he soon realized

though that Bowser was pretty persistent

and loved to capture peach he actually

had to rescue her a couple of times in

the span of only a couple of months and

you know this was harsh on Mario's

morale as he didn't know it would be

such a task to be peaches boyfriend at

least during his adventures to rescue

peach he managed to snag a lot of

money

that was lying aroundlike peach so he doesn't really care

about money like me if I drop 20 bucks

on the floor well I usually pick it

right back up

but Bowser doesnt do that if he drops

money he just leaves it everywhere with

all of that money he collected Mario

decided to go on a vacation with the

princess on a tropical island but sadly

for him it looks like his vacation

wouldn't go as planned as somebody

took

his appearance and vandalized the whole

island Mario was judged guilty of these

crimes even though we just barely set

foot on the island and didnt understand

what was going on but turns out it was

Bowser's plan all along and this is the

first time Mario was introduced toBowser Jr who is Bowser's very own son

he keeps saying his mama is peach but

she keeps denying it will actually never

know if she's the mother or not with

everything going on Mario started to

find this life pretty difficult to bear

with and ended up breaking up with

peach

the couple was done

Mario decided to move back to New

Dong

City and got a tiny one-bedroom

apartment where he wanted to be left

alone to think about his life but he

sOon realized that his ex-girlfriend

Pauline studied in politics while he was

gone and she was voted the mayor of the

city he was pretty shocked learning that

and eventually