The story of the Godfather

 

Before we begin let me stop by saying

that I have no affiliation with the mob

but that this movement makes me wish |

did

those stars of our movie today ah this

sexy mofo who says Stella

Scarface another thing would y'all know

him from

the dead from Elf on Colton twits the

judge but in this movie he's a lawyer

and the mother of the bride blue

Our Story begins with some lameo

beginner Mafia Don named Vito Corleon

daughter and video was like fool you

never want to be friends until you need

me to kill a portfolio what have you

done for me lately and the lame I was

like will you be my friend now and Vito

says okay but you owe me big time you're

just lucky it's my daughter's wedding

day and I'm feeling chipper oh yeah it's

the mafia Dom's daughter's wedding day

too in case you were wondering and while

the wedding is going on the FBl and

Some

news cameramen show up to investigate

the wedding because they know many

other

Mafia Dons are in attendance so Vito's

Son Sunny goes out busts one of the

reporter's cameras and then pays for it

by throwing some money on the ground

like a pimp this scene is completely

irrelevant to the plot but I just wantedto take a moment to stress on his pimp

though so during the wedding Vito's

other son Michael shows up with his

girlfriend and later during the wedding

Frank Sinatra shows up or at least a

character who was modeled after him

and

Michael's girlfriend asked Michael how

he knows such a big celebrity and

Michael says well Frank came to my

daddy

and needed out of a contract with a band

leader so dad took one of his news and

out of contract or they'd blow his damn

head off so you can understand why he

and Daddy are tight and K is left

speechless and Michael says oh yeah my

family's []up but dont worry Im

definitely saying Frank sings a song for

everyone to wedding and after he's done

meets Vito in his office and he's like

well l suck really bad and I'm probably

never going to bea consistent success

with Dr Mafia always helping my

dummies

this is movie role I need and the

director won't give it to me and then he

stops crying because California's

oppresses so The Godfather Pips left him

right across the couch and he says stop

playing like a little [_] coming in

here with your sad self asking me for

more favors you'll grown damn man and

he

says I'll help you get the role if you

promise to stop this Californiancertification so then Vito looks at his

God sometime and says sorry I'm

sending

you to California to talk to this

director l don't want none of that

person is rubbing off on me and Tom

asks

how involved Vito's new son-in-law Carlo

should be in the family business and

Vito says not at all if he don't eat

spaghetti he ain't ready so poor Tom

flies his lawyer himself out to

California to talk to this Hollywood

douchebag and the Hollywood director

starts to get fresh with Tom and Tom's

like you need to chill because l ain't

just like you for breakfast we'll be in

touch homie so the Hollywood douche

invites Tom to his Mansion where he

shows him all the expensive things that

he's bought to compensate for his tiny

penis one of them being a prize pulse

wow I never even thought about that

until now

say it but he's made a mistake in

showing Tom what he loves most word

of

advice children never let the mafia find

out what you love most because they will

come for your God forsaken e-cigs on

second thought do that so later Tom and

Mr douchey are eating dinner and Tom

says so why don't you give Frank that

damn rol and Mr douchey says to be

frank wink wink he stole my [Jand

Tom just sit there like well l ain'tfor dinner so Mr douchey wakes up the

next morning with his penis

compensating

for [_] dead in his bed and the

movie slowly Fades to veto's face and he

just sit there like

damn I'm good so the next day the

Corleone family meets with some big

shot

heroin manufacturer who is called The

Turk but who is not Turkish you all have

it now first time Imade this video |

never heard the [_]end of it anyway

he wants Vito to fund his production and

get his Senator friends to keep the popo

off

MBO says um no Senators won't be

friendly for very long if you're

supporting drug dealers dummy and the

Turk says well if you're worried about

your money going to waste the Titans

another Mafia Family will cover the laws

and Vito says well when you put it that

way

no bit so after the Turk leaves Vito

tells his goon Luca to try to infiltrate

the titalias to figure out what's going

on with this drug dealer so LUca tries

and fails and I don't think I need totell you that he's not trying to

impersonate a fish in this scene and

then Ill type a doo doo start hitting

the fan to Turk kidnaps Tom and while

vetoes out with his other son Fredo he

gets shot something like 50 billion

times and then Paul Michael he gotta

find out that his dad had been shot from

a newspaper because apparently

nobody's

got thumbs to text to hold and let him

know something bad's happened so he

calls him and he's like hey thanks for

letting me know that it might be dead

and son is like oh yeah sorry.