Nier automata full story
what's up everybody islamic tablanca
with the recent release of near
replicant version 1.224744 87139
seriously yokotaro really i wanted to
explain the near franchise because these
games are masterpieces that every true
gamer needs to experience because it
was
the first one i played the game that
made me fall in love with the near
franchise
and one of my top three favorite games
of all time we're going to start with
nir automata the sequel to near
replicant
full disclosure this game gets deep into
some real philosophical questions about
humanity
that really enhances the story and im
definitely not
about to do this game any kind of
justice with my quick overview
i highly recommend you experience it for
yourself but if you're one of those
people that can't spend 50 hours to play
it
or don't have the patience for multiple
playthroughs for all the endings
i got yOu[Applause]
so the game drops you straight into an
old school pilot shooter where you and
your homies are supposed to destroy this
goliath class machine
like any game opening raid the crew ends
up getting massacred but the mission
must continue
your badass ship gundam robot thing
bust
through this metal door
and because the japanese developer you
not only do that unnecessary flip thing
before you land but you're also a super
hot android chicken and mini skirt named
2b
yokota the creator of near is a big
believer in rule 34. so you fight your
way through a bunch of machines
including a couple of cranes you're not
Sure of your character's motive yet
other than [_] machines
but also you don't get a ton of time to
think about this because all the pieces
come together
and now you're fighting this big ass oil
rug that looks like it failed this
transformers audition
9s the scout style android thatspecializes in hacking comes to help
he means well but he'll very quickly get
annoying with his [_] throughout
the game but more on that
later he can't fight and ends up getting
messed up you
come to his rescue but the bad guy's
still alive so instead of calling in
some giant weapon to help
you decide to just stab in the face
apparently that works but your victory
is short-lived because three more of
these damn things pop
up your only option is to touch black
boxes
and blow everything up one of the perks
of being an android is that they can
just transfer their consciousness into
the next unit once you die so
you magically reappear on the bunker
which is basically the
name of the android hq in space you
learned that a long time ago aliens
invaded earth and basically eradicated
human civilization
by attacking them with machine life
forms the same machine like forms that
you were fighting in the last missionthe few survivors were able to escape to
the moon and started launching
counter-attacks with an army of androids
how they built androids on the moon not
sure but they made it work
however these counter attacks have
proved all but useless in repelling the
invaders now this android army known as
yorha is determined to make a big push
toward what they cal the glory of
mankind
and because [_]machines your
Commander
tells you to meet up with a resistance
camp set up on earth for a recon mission
you get to earth
and you can tell it has been a long ass
time since the machines kick humidity
out because everything is in complete
ruins you meet up with the resistance
camp leader anemone i guess human
names
are getting weirder as we get furtherinto the future
anemone needs help investigating
machine
sightings in the desert
So for the glory of mankind and because
you received a direct order you decide
to help
you run off into the desert to be the
shed of a bunch of machines but while
beating him up one thinks he's slick and
tries to bar away
not a little homie you about to die so
we chase them through the desert
housing
complex
deeper into the complex we come across
whole group of machines doing weird
like humans
taking care of babies acting like babies
having weird machine sex
again rule 34 because we crash their
weird machine playdate orgy thing
we get jumped by a bunch of them until
they start going crazy and make this
robot cOCOon
Out of robot cocoon pops out kendallyou killed everything anyway because
[Jmachines but then i look he felt
bad when i accidentally sliced the nice
little robot family who were just
visiting the attractions
whoops so after fighting a parade tank
and riding a roller coaster you find the
source of the lost eurha signals
bad news is it's a badass opera singing
robot that not only has all kinds of
weaponry but can also attempt to hack
you which is how she killed all the
other androids
good news is it's one of the best boss
fights in the game with one of the best
music tracks ive heard in a boss fight
ever
seriously chills so you finally defeat
her and liberate the park as you leave a
robot with a white flag ask you to come
to his village
you show up to see a whole village of
friendly machines that have disconnected
from the networkapparently this village already has a
relationship with the resistance camp
and in good faith you decide to do a
stupid fetch quest for pascal
the machine village leader after
delivering the fuel filter you hear the
goliaths that you fought the beginning
of the game
can't take a hint so you go and tell
them again in person but this time when
you whoop its ass
it decides to explode leaving a giant
crater in the middle of the city
the sensors start going off.
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