The story of the world tanks

welcome soldier

in this training video you will learn

how to defeat the mouse

the first thing you should know about

the mouse is that it's almost as thick

as maple syrup on a cold winter's day

in the middle of the manheim line that's

why in order to defeat the mouse

it is always advised not to attack from

the front nor the sides

or even from behind now the best way to

attack the mouse

is from about

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hmm that didn't seem quite work

guys wait stop gentlemen

i don't think i forgot one very

important thing

to make sure that the uh the tanks here

are of considerable mass and weight

now observe as these bulky boys squash

this tiny mouse

actually hold on there gentlemen what is

up with the black and white

this isn't 1943. let's get some color in

here and this aspect ratio come on

let's get rid of those black bars for a

more modern 16x9 frame instead

ah thank you

all right maybe attacking it from above

isn't the best idealet's try attack it from behind as we

all know the rear armor is the weakest

oh no that's that's not what i meant i

meant shooting it in the rear

not ramming it in the rear can we have

another mouse move this dead tank

thank you very much now let us see what

happens when we shoot the mouse in the

rear

can we get a bigger gun please i said a

bigger

gun perfection you may fre one ready

15 14 13 12

11 10 9

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432

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well it seems that was too much

firepower let's try something a bit

smaller

shall we this should be good not too

weak

nor too powerful go ahead and fire mr

object two seven seven

don't come with it i will fire my main

weapon

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the amount of shields come red what

you're out of shells

do you have any premium shells premium

shills are all a usewell go back to the garage and buy some

of those good old normal shells

we'll use you later is anyone else free

right now to help us destroy this mouse

anyone

now one ja commandant i now

Someone

back in berlin who can heal boss

ah thank you mr mouse

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mrs mouse oh no no no this will not work

stop the show we'll never be able to

find out and destroy this thing

but wait there is another way we don't

drop things

on the mouse we drop the mouse

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it seems that the mouse is just too

heavy could we get some help pushing

this abomination of steel

is the mouse too heavy even for these

tanks

hmm well it seems that the mouse is

simply too heavy to be pushed

188 tons you gotta lay off the

sauerkraut there mr mouse

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let's try somethinga little different

shall we here we have a kv-2

on the opposite side of the landing

strip we have the mouse

and it seems some spectators have

joinedaim a little to the left mr kv2 not too

much now

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oh dami it seems like you aimed a little

too far to the left bring it to the

right a bit why don't you

you're hitting all your shots but on the

wrong tank

stop firing

the russian bias is just too strong with

this one

you need to stop firing at once you

haven't hit the mouse

at all

well it seems the kv-2 has destroyed all

of the tanks

except for the mouse i suppose there

aren't any possible targets left

fire one more time kv-2 and try

try not to miss

Zip

lizzie

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well that didn't end as i hoped i have

another idea though that just might work

let's go to the other side of the river

mr mouse i dont think that bridge will

be able to hold you

why don't we cross here

now my armored compatriots get him

we'll

see if the mouse can survive beingwow as slow as that mouse is it has just

too much horsepower even for us to

handle

ah drowning usualy works for the

artillery though

why did ii ever think this was a good

idea

ah well it appears that our friend mr

object277 has returned from the garage

were you able to buy more shells the

cameroon oh premium

well then you should have no problem

pinning the mouse in the rear

far at will my vodka guzzling friend

penetration splendid success shall i

Continue column red

that would be a roger dodger my good

friend fire again

firing send that hunk of junk back to

the garage where it rightfully belongs

three hours later penetration

how many hit points does this thing have

that's it

it's impossible i thought only a dog

could have this much health

speaking of dogs the might of the royal

navy

yes sir al right lads ready the salvo

fire

again

send another volleyimagine it's the bismarck throw all your

fury down range

not even the queen's royal navy can

destroy the

mouse we have the numbers

but not the caliber

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what we need is more firepower this

should be enough

i want every gun we have to fire on that

bucket of bolts

ready gentlemen five four

three two one

let them have it

what a spectacular performance of

artillery play

charlie that should have been enough to

destroy the mouth

let's fire one more time but all at once

fire

not even artillery can destroy this

beast lovely

this should do it ready my friends

charge

this doesn't exactly seem to be working

ramming speed

and of course the mouse escapes

without

a scratch

amazing wounds i never had a shadow of

adults that's my superior engineering

would prevail.