The story of the John wick 2
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welcome
to another episode of what really
happened the series where I take movies
and summarize them in the most
Comedic
way possible you know how it goes
Shamar
is here say what up Shamar yeah we back
to cover John wick chapter - captain
is it yeah it could just be John wick
they could just add the chapter at the
three hi I John which have to do play my
intro son alright so John wick chapter
two surprisingly a note takes place four
days after John wick one as you guys
remember my man had his dog killed and
he got his car stolen he got a bench for
his dog we'd never got his car back so
now my boy is going to Vigd's brother's
place to get his car back right [_J
of Matt people on the way because
brothers losing his [__] he's like yo
why the [_]would they give me this
guy's car knowing full well this has
Mannion devil and he's gonna come over
here and [L] with my [_] this man
killed a guy with a [] pencil I'm
good but John wick doesn't hear him sohe keeps on doing his thing killing that
people right gets his car back box up
his car in the process of getting his
car back which defeated the whole
purpose the whole purpose my man
came
back to get his car and now his car's
all types of [_] up right after he
beats up everybody mind you he got hit
by a car during this whole scuffle which
makes absolutely no sense he mom man
could take the most beating ists of
beatings my man was getting hit by cars
my man was getting beat by brolic ass
[L] boss characters like didn't make
any sense but he still got back up and
kept on fighting I don't know man John
wick filled with complete and undeniable
will l guess anyways he finishes killing
all the people that were guarding his
car right ghost if he goes brother is
like hey let's have peace you know like
we don't need to be fighting all the
time right because brothers like can a
man like you know peace though and
then
John wick is like I mean why not I'm not
trying to give smoke all the time likeI'm chilling so they make peace John
wick goes back home
he's shown he has his dog he's having a
happy life right some random ass [_]
a man named Santino just appears at his
door right just appear just knocks in
his door appears in his house is like
you know what's good he's an old friend
of John Wick's or John what just lets
him in right he goes to Johnny he's like
hey remember that time when I did you
that one solid guess what bro coming
back with a solid you owe me so let's
let's fall back a little bit right so in
the John wick universe there are these
things called markers they're basically
over glorified IOUs essentially saying
that shemar if I were to go to you and
say hey man I'm a kill l don't know this
person that's bothering you for you and
Il do Ill set this marker for myself
and I'll give it to you that means
sometime down the line you have to do
me
a favor and it has to be with it and
then Shamar dies that's how markers
works people anyways right Santino goesto John Mickey's like hey got this
marker you owe me one son l'm the
person
that got you up the game apparently
Santino's a person that did whatever
favor that was needed to get John wick
out the assassin game right John wick is
like nah bruh I don't live that life
anymore
get out my face Santino's likel cool
cool you know do you think I won't
bother you anymore
we could be friends right now my man
pulls up with a [_]rocket launcher
and blows up my man's [_] home like
blah blah pizzo home blow up the whole
[JLIight yeah you would think
you would think but um yeah he ain't got
no home now so without a house without
a
home John wick is forced to go to the
Continental talks of Winston the guy
charged ita continental right he's like
Winston tell me this[_] Santino is
not really doing this to me son
and then Winston is like listen bro like
these are the rules if we don't follow
the rules we'll be with the animals likewhere she's celebrating her coronation
is like as part of the high table and
whatever and then she meets up with
Santino sister in some type of in her
like secret quarters or whatever right
Santino sister is like oh wow my brother
sent you that's crazy this is crazy
guess what psych you ain't killing me
I'm gonna kill myself then she cuts her
wrists and she just kind of lays in the
pool of blood or whatever right but John
wick is like nah no no I got I gotta get
the dub l gotta steal this kill lI'm
Sorry so so he shoots her in the face
right he leaves he goes to the party and
then guess who shows up [_Jcommon
like the rapper like the dope ass rapper
common that was yeah pulled up in a
hole
sO00 ready to give all the smoke right
So he goes to John wick he's like oh
what up wick you work it tonight and
then wick is like yeah and then he gets
serious and he's like was it a good
night and then wick is like
unfortunately bro so immediately he
knows what that means he knows that he
just.
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